Ordering Instructions

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Each row represents a specific combination of:
A patch design, the fabric it is stitched on, and the attachment method

For each row:

Fill in subsequent rows with other patch combinations you wish to order.
Total up all the “Combination Price” cells in the “Total Patch Price” cell
An example filled order sheet is at the end of this document.

Shipping is $0.65 for 3 or fewer patches, and will be shipped in a standard envelope.
Envelope shipping does not have tracking. It’s 65 goddamn cents, what do you want?

Shipping is $3.50 for 4 or more patches, through USPS First Class with tracking.
You may opt to pay for tracked shipping on orders of 3 or fewer patches.
Tracked shipping comes in a black bubble mailer.

Ensure your address is correct, especially if you’re doing envelope shipping.

We do not ship outside of the United States.

We do not accept orders of 20+ patches.
If you try to place multiple orders at once to get around this we’ll cancel all your orders and shame you on our Twitter.

Your final cost is your “Total Patch Price”, plus shipping.

Send your order form to us in an Email Be prepared to potentially answer any other questions we might have for you about your order.

If your math is wrong on this sheet, we might correct it and send it back to you and ask you to verify it, if we are feeling nice. If we are not feeling nice, we’ll tell you what’s wrong and ask you to resend it once you’ve fixed it.

When we have received your order and have confirmed it is correct, we will send you your order number, and current position in the order queue.

We will let you know when your order has reached the top of the queue and has begun production.

You will not be charged until your order is ready to ship.

When your order is ready to ship, we will contact you by whatever means you contacted us and reconfirm the order contents and price.

Once reconfirmed, we will send a CashApp or Venmo request for the proper amount. Please let us know which you would prefer.
If you can’t do either, tough luck they're the only payment methods that doesn’t require a legal name or the rampant destruction of the environment (fuck cryptocurrency).

Once we have received the funds, your patches will be packed up for shipping. If you are paying for tracked shipping, we will then send you the USPS tracking number.
Expect the package to be shipped the next business day unless otherwise stated.

If at any point in this process you have concerns about your order, or would like to cancel your order, let us know so we can respond.